Monthly Archives: July 2010

Pats Chatter Heats Up, Sox Season Sinking Fast, Fantasy Football Fun Part Deux

First, great news on the slot receiver front.  It sounds as though “The Man They Call Welker” could be ready to go not only for training camp but also for game one against the Pink n’ Orange Kitties.  This is … Continue reading

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His Airness Punks LBJ, Sox Fading Fast, Fantasy Football Preview Part 1

This may seem sacrilegious coming from a Celtics fan, but Michael Jordan was, is, and always will be the shit.  He’s the greatest player to ever don a basketball uniform, the fiercest competitor, the most clutch “human being” in existence, … Continue reading

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George-In-The-Box, C’s Hire Frank, Pats Rookies and More

I swear, I had a plan.  I was going to do this long, painfully drawn-out interview with Satan covering Steinbrenner’s arrival to Hell.  I was going to call it “The Incision” and pretend his autopsy was broadcast live on ESPN … Continue reading

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Sox Save Face, Lose Hammy (And Beltre) With Win

The Dice Man spun six solid frames on Sunday afternoon and Young McDonald smacked a two-run shot off Jesse Litsch in the sixth to carry the Sox past Toronto, 3-2.  David Ortiz chipped in with his eighteenth of the year, … Continue reading

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How LeBron Broke the News to Mom (An Official Telephone Transcript)

7 a.m. EST, Thursday, July 8th, 2010 Ring ring, ring ring, ring… MaBron: Hello?  LeBron?  I told you, it’s too damn early to be callin’ me.  What happened?  Whatsamatter? LeBron:  Mom…I think I’ve made a decision.  I think I know … Continue reading

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Down Goes Youk, NBA Free Agency & More

The whole “Let’s vote Youkilis into the All-Star Game” thing is a nice sentiment, but at the rate Sox regulars are dropping over the last month, I’d just as soon see our boys sit this one out.   The latest casualty?  … Continue reading

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