Category Archives: Celtics & The Association

How LeBron Broke the News to Mom (An Official Telephone Transcript)

7 a.m. EST, Thursday, July 8th, 2010 Ring ring, ring ring, ring… MaBron: Hello?  LeBron?  I told you, it’s too damn early to be callin’ me.  What happened?  Whatsamatter? LeBron:  Mom…I think I’ve made a decision.  I think I know … Continue reading

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NBA Plate Tectonics

In about 9 days, the landscape of the Association will start changing in ways that Heidi Montag’s body never considered.  A bevy of superstars, semi-stars, and whatever you would call Primoz Brezec will be hitting the market looking for huge … Continue reading

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Artest, Fisher Daggers Seal C’s Fate

By now you’ve read everybody else talk about Game 7, and the Finals in general, so I’m just going to isolate the three huge plays from the game and give a little season wrap-up, followed by my expectations as to … Continue reading

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THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!!!

Wellllll, Game 6 sure sucked if you like the Green.  I feel the worst for Perk, obviously, who works so hard and seems to care so much.  But the way the Lakers came out punching and never really let up … Continue reading

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Green One Win Away

06 Give it Up The team that was too old, too hurt, and too irritable is now on the verge of Banner 18 after withstanding a 38-point outburst by Kobe Bryant in Game 5 of the NBA Finals.  Pierce paced … Continue reading

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C’s Tie Series 2-2, Crowd Chants NO MEANS NO

That was one of the most painful basketball games I’ve had to watch in a long time. I’m glad Jon Barry FINALLY pointed out what a pathetic display of offensive basketball that was. It would have been a shame to … Continue reading

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Derek Fisher

Is a termite.  He needs to be exterminated.

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